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Date: 2/3/02
11:48:10 PM US Eastern Standard Time
From: Pappyball
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hey everyone,
i just wanted to let you
know that someone forwarded me this IM conversation confidentially. i realize i
am betraying that confidence by sending this out, but i thought it would be good
for everyone to know - once and for all - that pappyball, for the past 5
years, has been none other than the biggest jackass ever, JASON MASLANKA.
anyway, i didn't find this at the bottom of a quarry, but i thought you would
all want to see it.
TommyStans [8:28 PM]: ok, well what do we have?
awwwjason [8:28 PM]:
i don't know.
this has all been so absent from my life.
TommyStans [8:28 PM]: we dont have anything
awwwjason
[8:28 PM]: besides spring training starting up, the beginning of
pappyball is my favorite day of the year.
TommyStans [8:28 PM]: we need to come up with
somehting
TommyStans
[8:28 PM]: we
could make some stuff up
awwwjason [8:28 PM]: i have stuff on shannon, maybe
matt
awwwjason
[8:29 PM]: but rahter not matt
TommyStans [8:29 PM]: no, not matt. too boring.
awwwjason
[8:29 PM]: and if its about pete its totally on you and me
TommyStans
[8:29 PM]: i
know
TommyStans
[8:29 PM]: i'm reluctant on that, even though he deserves it
TommyStans
[8:29 PM]: maybe we should make some shit up about me
awwwjason [8:29 PM]:
that won't be
very controversial
TommyStans [8:29 PM]: it would be hilarious.
TommyStans [8:29 PM]:
we could make
it controversial.
awwwjason [8:29 PM]: no...people wouldn't respond to
that
awwwjason
[8:29 PM]: how should we get others to reply?
TommyStans [8:30 PM]: involve other people
awwwjason
[8:30 PM]: sure, okay who?
TommyStans [8:30 PM]: like rob, or you
awwwjason [8:30 PM]:
oh ok
awwwjason
[8:30 PM]: nobody would care then
TommyStans [8:30 PM]: rob would care.
awwwjason [8:30 PM]:
think BIGGER.
TommyStans
[8:30 PM]: bigger than rob? miles?
awwwjason [8:30 PM]: we need to put people in it like
shannon or something
awwwjason [8:31 PM]: to get people talking
TommyStans [8:31 PM]: yeah, as many people as possible
awwwjason
[8:31 PM]: otherwise it will just be me, you, matt and paul
TommyStans
[8:31 PM]: and we need to have more forum questions
awwwjason [8:31 PM]:
we need an
old PHS story combined with a new story
TommyStans [8:31 PM]: so people would feel compelled to
respond. put bridget back in there.
awwwjason [8:31 PM]: we could say that you are gay for
real like your ex thought
TommyStans [8:31 PM]: yeah, totally
TommyStans [8:31 PM]:
haha
awwwjason
[8:31 PM]: we
could impersonate rob, and have him say to the group that you confessed to him
and its true
awwwjason [8:31 PM]: that would work
TommyStans [8:31 PM]: hahaha. rule!
TommyStans [8:32 PM]:
there could
be some rumor about me making out with some guy at a party. like rudnick, or
patrick.
awwwjason [8:32 PM]: sounds realistic enough.
TommyStans [8:33 PM]:
we could say
that there is no actual proof, that there is just a hunch. or as i like to call
it, a gay hunch.
awwwjason [8:33 PM]: haha okay
awwwjason [8:33 PM]: this is good
awwwjason [8:33 PM]:
but we need
to involve others
TommyStans [8:34 PM]: let's say dave petersen is dead
TommyStans
[8:34 PM]: hahaha
awwwjason [8:34 PM]: it would fly.
TommyStans [8:34 PM]:
dave is dead.
he died in CA!
TommyStans [8:34 PM]: hahaha
TommyStans [8:35 PM]: dude, if we do that, we have to
make sure we are annonymous at all costs.
awwwjason [8:35 PM]: but include people you don't know
thatwell
TommyStans
[8:35 PM]: hold on
awwwjason [8:35 PM]: yeah no shit
awwwjason [8:35 PM]:
i am not
saying seriously do that about dave, but just stuff like that
TommyStans [8:35 PM]:
like lachey
lost his virginity to his mom over the summer
awwwjason [8:36 PM]: or you got back with bender for
the third time and she gave you herpes btu she said she was clean
TommyStans
[8:37 PM]: considering all the guys shes fucked, i'd be lucky if all i
got was herpes!
awwwjason [8:38 PM]: just shit like that
TommyStans [8:38 PM]: lets both save this IM and use
these
awwwjason
[8:38 PM]: haha okay. give me a call if you want to discuss
further.
TommyStans
[8:38 PM]: lets put only the ones that are believable
TommyStans [8:38 PM]:
but lets do
this
awwwjason
[8:39 PM]: ok
awwwjason
[8:39 PM]: i
am all for it, who cares if it bombs. i'll send it out.
TommyStans [8:39 PM]: do you think people will suspect
it's us?
awwwjason
[8:39 PM]: no
more than usual. and besides, no one has been able to prove it so
far.
awwwjason
[8:39 PM]: and plus, i figured out a way to deflect the blame from
me.
TommyStans
[8:39 PM]: how'd you manage that?
awwwjason [8:39 PM]: a few days ago, i made a pappyball
account on hotmail. then i used the hotmail pappyball account to email my UIC
address, and i pretended that the mysterious "pappyball" was asking me for the
addresses of people like paul or felski...people who i haven't talked to in a
while.
TommyStans
[8:40 PM]: ok
awwwjason [8:40 PM]: then, if people accuse me of being pappyball,
i can just forward that email i sent myself from pappyball, and i can say "look
i can't possibly be pappyball, because pappyball was asking me for everyone's
email addresses."
TommyStans [8:40 PM]: you are a mastermind
TommyStans [8:40 PM]: lets include a bunch of
people
TommyStans
[8:40 PM]: but peeps from PHS
TommyStans [8:40 PM]: that we dont talk to
awwwjason
[8:40 PM]: peeps?
TommyStans [8:40 PM]: thats a pappy term.
awwwjason
[8:40 PM]: no
its not
TommyStans
[8:41 PM]: ok
whatever, i didnt feel like typing people again
awwwjason [8:41 PM]: but yeah, people from PHS
TommyStans
[8:41 PM]: im
telling you, you need to go thru the phs yearbook and pick people out
awwwjason
[8:41 PM]: we
need to get their emails, but we can't have that many people because otherwise
they can't respond from hotmail or whatever
TommyStans [8:41 PM]: like tonja golsh, lets say she got
a boob job
TommyStans
[8:42 PM]: and send this thing to people that know her
TommyStans [8:42 PM]:
this could be
so great
awwwjason
[8:42 PM]: yeah that would work, but that would be just like a tonja
golsh list
TommyStans
[8:42 PM]: this way we get people chatting and dont piss anyone off that
matters
TommyStans
[8:42 PM]: if
at all
TommyStans
[8:42 PM]: and then we can say at the end, respond with any gossip of
your own
TommyStans
[8:43 PM]: and people like majer and miles will totally respond
awwwjason
[8:43 PM]: yup, you can always count on the pete
TommyStans [8:43 PM]: yeah and thats a wild card
TommyStans
[8:43 PM]: okay, tommy need food
TommyStans [8:43 PM]: il be on later
awwwjason [8:43 PM]:
i'll be here
TommyStans
[8:43 PM]: save this
awwwjason [8:43 PM]: ok.